I would buy her whatever she wanted… and show her my sock puppet collection… and my fuzz collection…
Do you think she likes dead rats?
Oh, okay, Anon…
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Sinjin was very happy. Jade had finally agreed to go on a date with him because she finally realized he was really good-looking.
“I love your hair,” Jade said with a big smile.
“I love your hair more,” Sinjin said dreamily.
Then Sinjin leaned in to kiss her but she slapped him. So then he turned into a frog.
“Oh, Sinjin,” Jade laughed evilly. Then she walked forward and kissed him on the top of his warty head.
He turned into a boy again. “Yay Jade!” he cheered. They did the Macarena and fell in love.
jadelyns replied to your post: jadelyns replied to your post: HI guys.. I should…
Call me Jadey one more time, and I will strangle you.
…okay. I’ll try to resist…
jadelyns replied to your post: HI guys.. I should go write more fanfiction of me…
NO.
Aw, come on, Jadey. It’s really cute (:
amanlikecoffee replied to your post: HI guys.. I should go write more fanfiction of me…
Please don’t.
…you’re scary…

Hang on, I’ll get on that…